Hope for Chicken McBites?

Hi, I’m filling in for admin while he is recovering in the hospital.

Today, McDonald’s announced new Limited Time offerings, Chicken McBites were not one of them. However, rumors are that the test run this spring went well. Hopefully they will be brought back soon!

Chicken McBites run over

Hello, I am a friend of the chickenmcbites.com admin. As you may have realized, the limited time run of Chicken McBites is over.

Coincidentally, my friend attempted to commit suicide a couple weeks ago and is in critical condition at the University of Michigan hospital in a coma.

Please everyone. Pray for Chicken McBites to be brought back. Thank you.

Eating Chicken McBites makes you more attractive to the opposite sex

For those of you in a relationship, look over at your partner. Are they eating Chicken McBites? If not, chances are nearly 100% that the general public finds them ugly and are mocking you behind your back. I know I am.

What a hobgoblin. If only she had some McBites she might be attractive.

If you’re single, I’m pretty sure I know why. You’re not eating Chicken McBites in a public enough place.

You still have time before Valentine’s Day, so go pick up your Chicken McBites and get to work!

2012 McBite-less Apocalypse: April 20th

For many of us who have grown accustomed to a certain standard of living in the days since Chicken McBites returned to McDonalds menus, April 20th represents a ticking time bomb until doomsday.

Linsanity takes over ChickenMcBites.com

Some things are more important than even Mcbites…

Taco Bell testing Breakfast!

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/story/2012-01-26/taco-bell-breakfast/52799026/1

Since McDonald’s still refuses to provide our readers with Free McBites (hint, hint), here’s another bit of exciting fast food test news, Taco Bell is testing breakfast! Its between 8 or 9am and 11am in a dozen or so Western states. On a side note, how is 11am (or 10:30, McDonalds) the cutoff for Breakfast? Sometimes I don’t wake up until noon. Am I not good enough to enjoy a delicious drive thru breakfast?

For you lucky readers out west, head to your local T-Bell’s and get some delicious breakfast burritos RIGHT NOW! And McDonald’s, we want our free McBites vouchers!

Chicken Mcbites as a Cancer cure? Study inconclusive

A study into whether or not Chicken McBites can cure cancer was inconclusive according to a new report released Wednesday.

“These things take time, we simply just can’t tell from such a short trial period whether Chicken McBites in fact do cure cancer,” a participating researcher said.

“It will be years before we know anything conclusive. All we know in the meantime is that they are damn delicious.”

Best of January Twitter McBites

January is already almost over. Can’t say I cared too much for the first 9 McBite free days, but these last few days since McBites were introduced nationally have been the best of my life! But don’t take it from me, here’s how some other’s felt during this magical month.

KrystalSamone: Me & my bf are gonna have sex on a giant pile of McBites whether he’s with it or not. IDC 18 January 2012, 2:46 am

KeepItGBro: woah @Kush_OwensJuice thatMcBites shit sounds epic. lol 18 January 2012, 2:43 am

BiteeeSizee_xD: @_stfu_HOE I tried theMcBites & they were the SHIT ! I am in love ♥ . Haha 18 January 2012, 2:42 am

BlacksLoveMcD: RT @TerryThreatt: Thosemcbites by McDonald’s are the truth 19 January 2012, 2:48 am

McD_Savannah: the NEW Chicken #McBites are here! You’ve got to try these bite sized pieces of joy! #McBitesSAV http://t.co/pmeqb6Y0 19 January 2012, 2:17 pm

tip_2_fly: “@Rockstarray Chicken McBites for breakfast http://t.co/IMBN0ejJ” Damn you love them things don’t u lol 19 January 2012, 3:00 pm

ifferchelle: Saw a commercial for ChickenMcBites, and I want some. 24 January 2012, 3:21 am

i8UrBitch: Daaamn , I wanted chicken mcbitesfrom mcdonalds , but it’s breakfast time . ://

Dhatbaddbxtch_: lol forced the lady at mcdonalds to give me my mcbites at breakfast 27 January 2012, 3:31 pm

ticklemyfancee: @HeGotGameBANKS Damnn Hell yeah or some mcbites and we could have chilled I haven’t seen you in yrs 27 January 2012, 3:42 pm

Kayyyristin: RT @NateBeDank: ChickenMcBites are literally better than (most) sex. Americas obeasity problem just got worse.29 January 2012, 3:38 pm

McDonald’s Chicken McBites may ward off Monkey Attacks

This is by no means a controlled scientific study, but in the time I’ve been eating Chicken McBites, I nor anyone that I know that has consumed Chicken McBites has been attacked by a vicious monkey.

How many people have been attacked by monkeys and not eaten Chicken McBites? I can say with 100% certainty that its definitely more than those who have.

Buy Chicken McBites. Ward off Monkey Attacks.

Not so fast there, Killer. I brought Chicken McBites.

ChickenMcbites.com takes on the tough Questions

The Professor is in to answer your questions!

Yolanda from Rome, GA asks: Are McBites better than KFC Popcorn Chicken?
A: At their peak, yes. When you get those McBites that are just fat & full of white meat chicken, those blow any KFC Popcorn Chicken out of the water.

Luke from Chicago, IL asks: But what about the McBites you get sometimes that are mostly just breading?
A: Right. Admittedly those are suboptimal, I’m not going to sit here and say that every box of McBites is going to be the best one you’ve ever had, but I’ve never regretted a McBite purchase afterwards.

Taylor from Boone, Iowa asks: What size McBites should I get?
A: Well going strictly by MWPD (McBite Weight per dollar), the Sharable Size (12 oz) is the best value. With an MPD of 2.4, the Sharable size is a good bargain for hungry individuals (990 calories) or for 2 or more people to share. If you’re looking to get it as a side or small snack, both of the smaller sizes have an MPD of 2, so just choose accordingly to how much you feel like eating, there’s no value difference.

Jess from Denver, CO asks: What sauce should I get with my McBites?
A: Ha. Well that’s up to your own tastes, although I do recommend trying the Sweet Chili sauce. Especially if you got the Sharable size and you get 2 dipping choices.

Michael from Allentown, PA asks: It burns when I pee.
A: I’m not a professor of medicine or a doctor, but I would recommend eating some Chicken McBites.

That’s it for this time. The Professor has to go back to his tree, apparently. Thanks for all the questions and keep them coming at cmcbites@gmail.com